Monday, October 2, 2017

ChooseYourOwnAdventureStory#1

OCTOBER 1st, 2017


I was digging through some of my old journals and drawings and stuff the other day (knee-deep in my bedroom's RECENT journals and drawings and stuff) when I found a piece of paper containing a hand-written choose-your-own-adventure-story thing that I must've made one day while in class.
It was short, but so fun I decided to remake it onto here.


Basically, in case you don't know how this works, you start at "1" and read the description. At the bottom of the description will be either "go to (this number)" or "If you do (this), go to (this number), but if you instead do (this), then go to (this other number)".
Whatever it is, find that number on the page and read the description.


Try to imagine what you'd do in these crazy situations!
There are three different endings, so feel free to try again and again till you've gotten to them all.
Welcome to....

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE STORY #1:

"FIRST DAY OF HIGHSCHOOL"



1.
It's your very first day at a new school, but you missed the bus and had to walk. You check your watch when the school is in sight and realize that the bell is about to ring! But just at that moment you see a tornado right behind you. It's big, and it's coming towards you fast! If you make a run for the school anyways, go to 2.. If you drop to the ground and say your prayers, go to 3.


2.
You run for it, yelling your lungs out--you can't be late for school! But the tornado catches up to you, picks you up, and throws you around for a little while before disappearing. You check for any broken bones, but you're okay, thank the heavens. However, the bell has already rung as you limp into the school. Go to 4.


3.
You drop to the ground, face down, and place your hands over your head like you've been taught. The tornado passes you, but you don't feel safe until it totally disappears. When it finally does, you get up and run into the school--but after checking your watch, you see that the bell had rung a full fifteen minutes ago! But maybe it doesn't matter. The teachers will surely understand that your life is more important than school, right? Go to 4.


4.
Everyone stares at you as you walk into your first class, looking dirty. You are sent to the principal's office and asked for an explanation. But when you try to tell them you were interrupted by a tornado on the way to school, the principal doesn't believe you! He calls you a fat, ugly liar. If you punch him, go to 5. If you hold back your anger, go to 6.


5.
You punch the principal, enraged. The principal punches you back several times, and as you lie on top of his desk, recovering, he calls the police. They arrive 30 seconds later and it isn't long before you're thrown in jail. If you escape the jail, go to 7. If you sit in your cold cell and wait to be released, go to 8.


6.
You decide not to punch the principal, and instead stand there listening to his long, angry lecture. After about half an hour, though, the principal gives you the punishment for being so late and arriving in such a terrible state: you are banned from the high school! You head back home, overjoyed, to play Minecraft and Undertale in your parent's basement for the rest of eternity.
THE END.


7.
You escape jail through a kid-sized gap in the window and run, run, run, away from the jail and out of the town, towards Hawaii. You arrive in Hawaii, exhausted, about 5 minutes later and decide to live there. For the rest of your life you bathe in the sunshine, and never, ever have to go to high school again.
THE END.


8.
After an hour or so your parents find a sensible lawyer, and you're soon released from jail. Sadly, you still have to go to school. Surprisingly, you make a lot of friends on the first day, and walk back home at 3:30pm, feeling excited for the next day. But just as you step off of the school grounds, you turn into a hamster. Looks like you're staying at the school from now on.
THE END.























Thursday, September 28, 2017

Coolio Predictions for the Future Earth

SEPTEMBER 25th, 2017




Congratulations on making it to round two!
You are a very tolerant person!


Anyways, it's Monday. Don't ask why I'm here writing this instead of doing my schoolwork. Like I've mentioned, I'm here when I'm bored out of my mind. So expect me on weekdays, during school hours.
Over the weekend my younger brother and I were very productive. We played several soccer games on the PS3 version of FIFA, upgraded our cars in Need for Speed, and even constructed a few roller coaster rides in Minecraft. I feel so proud.






Anyways, the title.








I've recently watched some interesting videos from the Youtube channels RealLifeLore, MostAmazingTop10, and BeeShock about predictions for the future.
Professional futuristics (or whatever they call those scientists who map out the future world based on data and stuff) have a lot to say about real-life Tomorrowland, and as I watched the videos I thought, hey, why not make that my next blog? I mean, if I think it's interesting, so will you.
And maybe you can use this information to trick your friends into thinking you're actually from the future, as you describe the new world to them. Drop a comment if you want a realistic-sounding "from the future confession". I've got your script.








Anyways, regardless of your reasons for reading about them--here are some things that are expected to happen in the next thirty or so years! Some of them are pretty scary, and some of them are awesome.











2020-

- Saddi Arabia's Judduh Tower will be completed and named the world's new tallest structure


-The first ever Space Hotel, which will house up to 6 very wealthy guests among the stars, will be worked on.


-Personal household robots, which have already (2017) been officially launched in some countries, will start becoming popular


2023-

-the rights to the earliest Mickey Mouse cartoons will expire thanks to a current US copyright law


-A cure for cancer should be officially launched and operating


2024-

-a NASA-like company will launch a rocket carrying cargo to mars If everything goes according to plans, that same NASA-like company will start the very first manned mission to mars!


2027-

Ten years from now (2017), those men are scheduled to arrive at Mars!




2037-

Back on Earth, we might see the first summer ever without ice and snow in the Arctic region.

2040-

-the sale of all gasoline-using vehicles will be banned in France




-A super goo which is already (2017) being invented will instantly stop both external and internal bleeding once spread over the wound

2042-

-the world will have a population of about 9 billion


-we will have to produce at lease 50% more food, so bugs might be on your plates more often than steaks

2044-

-J.R.R Tolkein's books, including the Lord of the Rings series, will lose their godlike value.


-Replacing audiobook and document downloads will be brainwave downloading, which means that instead of learning the French language over years you can download it into the right part of your brain

2045-

Artificial Intelligence is thought to reach outstanding technological heights, exceeding human intelligence.




3D printing is said to be a household object, and able to print out nearly anything, from figurines to stools to proper working organs.

2050-

-self-driving cars will be as normal as kids loving candy


-Due to limited access to drinkable water and other problems, people may start living and working on Mars (for a price, of course)




Hope you enjoyed it!


Until next post, I guess.


*salute*

























Friday, September 22, 2017

Introducing!

SEPTEMBER 22, 2017


Alright, so, first of all, if anyone has already heard of this thing called "flying spaghetti", my blog has absolutely nothing to do with that. I just chose that title because..


1) It sounds awesome


2) It perfectly describes my life in general


3) I mean, come on, it sounds cool


And now you might be wondering why on earth I'd want to start a blog. Wait, no you're not, but I'm going to tell you anyways.
Well, basically I guess it's because I'm bored, as if the pressures of oncoming graduation, my family moving every second week, and writing my first novel just aren't enough for me. Now I get to add the responsibility of entertaining a (likely very small) audience to the list.
Hooray!


Okay, enough of that.
I'm here. No turning back. Same for you, I guess.


Oh, I almost forgot! Today's Friday! THAT might be another reason why I started this blog. You always feel so spontaneous on a Friday--so free, so hopeful.
But then it all comes crashing down in only two days--then it's Pre-Monday, or as more professional people like to call it, "Sunday".
The endless cycle of Mondays isn't too bad after a while. It's just hardest to endure during the first four years of high school.
Which is, like, all of it.
But there's always Netflix, guys.
There's always Netflix.


I think everyone needs a little escape like that, just some sort of hobby or something to fall back on after a long day's work. For some it's sports, for some it's anime or television.
For me, it's reading. But I have a serious problem.
It's not just limited to relaxing time, after school and work--I have MASTERED the art of reading while on my way from class to class. I don't have to see where I'm going, because I'm just following my classmates around, anyways. They know where they're going and what country they're currently in, so all I have to do is follow their feet.
Well, it doesn't always work, as my classmates usually walk much faster than me. There have been a couple occasions where I've gotten lost.
 But hey, on the bright side, at least I finally had a legit excuse for arriving late to class.






So, um, yeah.
This is me.
I don't like being rooted to one topic so this blog will be all over the place.
Some blogs will just make you feel grateful for being a normal human being, and others might actually help you with stuff.
Like if you're ever planning to overthrow the government or something....well, that's the only thing I'm never helping anyone with.


THE WORLD IS MINE.